Will U Accept This????

Hi frds, today I am here to say u “what usually happen in ur exam hall”..................:)

Before U reading this frds just I want to say u “This is just for fun & I didn’t wrote this post for criticising others“ 

Before few days to exams:

·       If their r 3 days to exam

·       1^st day we will open book but we think it is boring subject & we can study tomorrow (becaz 2 more days r their for us)

·       2^nd day ur frd will call us & asks “how mush syllabus have u  covered till now” ur anws is not yet started but ur bad luck is he/she will not accept it & say to us “Don’t Tell stories to me”(.........:p) & the same anws from r frd if we ask the same ques........:)

·       3^rd morning we think “I must complete it at any situation”  then a cricket match/new film will be released..........:( then we think “they is so much time to study so we can do it at evening”

·       At evening we get sleep........:( & then also “we say urself we can do night out........:)“

·       But at night ur frd will come for combine study then we will discuss about cricket match/film we saw..........:( & sleep

Before 1hr to exam:

·       Every day we not even we bother about that subject but on that day we want that only........:p.

·       While we r gathering (sitting at one place) all think that we r studying sincerely but the fact is we will discuss what we did before day........:p

Before 30min to exam:

·       We all use to do a group discussion & say what we know to ur frdss.

·       All think that they have learnt everything (but really fact is we know that anws only perfectly.....:p).

·       This is the full time we learn for exams........:O

After Entering into exam hall:

·       We see all the faces in tension some are due to “thinking will pass are not” & some are “we will get full marks are not” & very few we see without tension “who really don’t bother exams”

·       After taking ques paper 1^st we see ur frds faces & laugh at them & do signals “will u pass this exam..:'( (while reading this u may laugh becaz it is true)

·       After 30 min we start the ques paper & write what we know & what we don’t know also.......:p

·       We will try to fill max number of pages in the booklet......:) (beacz while the evaluator see our paper he may think that we wrote well.......:P)

·       At last till 5min we think “what we must write are asks our frd to show the anws”

·        At last by ur luck r bad luck ur frd then only see’s us while we are writing something at last 5min......:(  He/she will think that we wrote all the ques perfectly.....:)

After leaving the exam hall:

·       We discuss all the anws we wrote & know’s what we wrote correct /wrong....if it is correcy(......:) ) & if it is wrong ( .......:(  ur expression )

·       Some not even bother what we wrote & think about next exam & ask’s frd “what is next exam.......:P“

Same thing will repeat almost in ur life.........:)

I wrote some fun dialog’s frds:

·       Mindlo anws fix ayta blind ga rasethanu ques chadavakundha.......

·       Varay  1 kadu 2 kadu 5 units oka sari pass aye chupistha ra.....

·       Paper meedha marks chudali anuko tapu ledho kani anws chadavali anukoku sachipotavvvv......

·       A single sheet of ques paper can’t predict my future & show my talent.......

·       “My frds have passed all subjects & I had failed but now I am the owner of the company & there are my employees” (By bill gate)

·       Veelainantha sollu raddem dude poyedi emundhi??..maha aithae pass chestaru...

-Yours santoshklpkl

IF Anyone Asks u Say this answer

CAST????

Hi frds,” how r u???” I think the answer will be “5ne”. Today I am here to say one thing before  I need an answer from u. R u thinking what may be my question??? Wait I am here only to ask u & say u only.

Question: “What would u see from ur frd while before accepting as a frd??”

Anws: Smartness? , good minded person? , beauty? , & many more...... (say ur answer to ur self)

Question:”Do u know that what most of people are seeing now a days before doing frdship??”

Anws: 1^st cast

            2^nd status

I think that “U may not be the person from the 2ques list”

At-last I want to say that “Frdship is not a business, It must born in heart before u r doing it”.

If any person ask the same question to u just say “I Am Indian”

                                                          -your’s santoshklpkl keep .....:)

Family & love

“FAMILY & LOVE”

Do u think any time while eating r doing some work about ur mother r bother r sister r brother????????.

NO! , is the answer from 99% of us. U may say that no I usually think of that person’s only. But “U can’t lie to ur heart........ :)“

Today just I want to share about my opinion only & if u like it then hit like else leave it.....:)

Then u may thinking what he saying something else & not coming to the topic...while reading this u may laugh..... :)

Just I want to say u that while u r thinking that ”someone is loving U & atlast u know that no she/he is not loving me” JUSt think about ur family r frdsss just really love u sooooo muchhhh & think that his/her lost a good person & say tq becaz u showed me a new path to my new life...

Atlast I want to say u that “ life is too short, Grudges r a waste of  perfect happiness, Laugh WHEN u CAN, apologize when you should & let Go of what you can’t change, love deeply forgive quickly, take chances, Give everything and have no regrets....,life’s too short to be unhappy, U have to take GOOD with the BAD, smile when Ur SAD, LOVE what u got & always forgive, never FORGET, Learn from ur mistakes, but never regert”

                                                                                    -your’s santoshklpkl

what is LOVE??(valentines day)

Hi frds, I am here today to say u “HOW THE VALENTINE’S DAY” had came......:)

Before saying the history I want just say u something how the people are thinking about “LOVE”. Some say “when we see the girl/boy we get an ring in our heart ” & many more.....:) But it is not love frds just infatuation ......:)

Love means not only giving r taking but it means also scarifying....:)

“U may just ask me y & how??”

Then before saying “how did valentine’s day had came” just I want u to say a small story.

STORY: 

Once upon a time they was a beautiful girl. One day a men had say her & felt in love (only 1 side).He use to go behind her every day......:)

After some days he suddenly shocked by seeing 1 seen!!!

“What It may be??”(just thinking know........:) )

He say that the girl he was loving had a lover already....(But he didn’t even till her that he was loving r forced her to love him r did something to love him)

Just left that place & thinking something........:(

After few days he tried to forget her but he can’t....:( & at the same time he knows that the person who is loving her lover was given a punishment .....”Do u know what it is???”

That is “DIED”.....(if the same situation occurs to u lover of u’s what would u do?? Just say yourself)

“Do u know what had done the person(loving boy)?”....He took that punishment instead of him( by saying that I had done that mistake not him).....

At last the lover had died( means scarifying) !!!! But he kept her lover happy (by engaging both lovers).....

The main reason of saying this story is beacz just My heart said me “do different” (by saying indirectly what is love)

The History of Valentine's Day

The origins of Valentine's Day trace back to the ancient Roman celebration of Lupercalia. Held on February 15, Lupercalia honoured the gods Lupercus and Faunus, as well as the legendary founders of Rome, Romulus and Remus. In addition to a bountiful feast, Lupercalia festivities are purported to have included the pairing of young women and men. Men would draw women's names from a box, and each couple would be paired until next year's celebration.

While this pairing of couples set the tone for today's holiday, it wasn't called "Valentine's Day" until a priest named Valentine came along. Valentine, a romantic at heart, disobeyed Emperor Claudius II's decree that soldiers remain bachelors. Claudius handed down this decree believing that soldiers would be distracted and unable to concentrate on fighting if they were married or engaged. Valentine defied the emperor and secretly performed marriage ceremonies. As a result of his defiance, Valentine was put to death on February 14.

After Valentine's death, he was named a saint. As Christianity spread through Rome, the priests moved Lupercalia from February 15 to February 14 and renamed it St. Valentine's Day to honour Saint Valentine.

Fun Facts

•         Approximately 1 billion Valentine's Day cards are sent each year. Half of those are sent through Care2 (OK, maybe not HALF... or even half of half... but we are growing fast!)
•    In order of popularity, Valentine's Day cards are given to: teachers, children, mothers, wives, sweethearts, Koko the gorilla.
•    The expression "wearing your heart on your sleeve" comes from a Valentine's Day party tradition. Young women would write their names on slips of paper to be drawn by young men. A man would then wear a woman's name on his sleeve to claim her as his valentine.
• Which colour will u prefer?

       1. Blue- I’m free
       2.Green- I’m waiting
       3.Orange- going to propose
       4,Pink- accepted just now!!!
       5.Black- proposal rejected
       6.White- already booked
       7.Yellow- broke up!!!
      8.Gray- not interested…
      9.Red- leave me

                                  Happy Valentine's Day!

                                                                                                                -Your’s santoshklpkl

Do you want to use 10 usb's once ???

Ø My heart asked me why u have created this blog?? .Then I said my heart that only one answer “ just I want to share the new things what I know to my frdssss”. Then my heart asked me another question.

Ø Can u guess that?????

No? Then I will only say that question

“Why r u posting always ? & do u think all of ur frds read the posts.”

Then I answered “ S “ Why not???

Then my heart asked me another question “then how many frds of u are keeping likes to ur post’s??”

Then I answered “I want to share what I know But not likes r comments”.

Ø K leave it frds Atlast today I want to share u that “We might thought so many times why can’t we use more than 1USB at a time with single slot. While reading this u may think About what he is saying???? . I hear to say u in market a product was released that what we want really.  See it frdss

                                                               -Your’s santoshklpkl 

Wallpaper

JUST IMAGINE YOUR MOBILE IN THE GLASSES

Hi friends, today I am here to say you about an super product that has been releasing into the market .......:)

Before saying about it just I want to say u something....:)

Ø My heart asked me why u has created this blog?? .Then I said my heart that only one answer “just I want to share the new things & my knowledge what I know to my friendssss”. Then my heart asked me another question.

    Can you guess that?????

No? Then I will only say that question

“Why r u posting always? & do u think all of ur frds read the posts.”

Then I answered “May be“Why not???

Then my heart asked me another question “then how many frds of u are keeping likes to ur post’s & asking any ques about ur post’s??”

Then I answered “I want to share what I know But not likes r comments & I said that how had read they will only know”.

Are you just thinking what may be the super product?....:)

It is “GOOGLE SMART-GLASSES”.....:)

Google revealed that “Project Glass,” which takes all the functionality of a smart phone and places it into wearable eyeglasses, is something that a small team of their engineers have been working on for over two years now. The clear lens could display anything from text messages and reminders, to video charts and maps with turn-by-turn directions. They may also be capable of taking photos and recording videos; all through simple voice commands, according to the concept Google released earlier this year.

Although the finished product is still some way off, it’s believed that we may see it on shelves sometimes.

                                                                -Yours santoshklpkl

Speciality of this day ....

FRDs Do U KNOW THE SPECIALITY OF THIS DAY???

Hi frds, today I am here to say u “what the speciality of this day”. That is SID (Safer Internet Day).

The event celebrated on the 2^nd day of 2^nd week feb, is supported by 130 countries & organisations worldwide....:)

This is the 10^th year, the focus on “online Rights & Responsibilities”.

Wait! Accessing the internet is effortless, yes, but r u aware of 3 ‘R’s of the online world- Rights, Responsibilities & Respect.

Let us take a look! Happy suffering!

Online Responsibilities:

The guiding principal is, “Do unto others what you would have others do unto you”. Thus, do remember to:

·       Not generate spam, viruses r malicious software.

·       Not reveal your own, as well as other’s personal information

·       Many more........:)

Respect:

·       Despite the anonymous factor on the internet, treat every online individual with respect.

·       Familiarise yourself with Intellectual property issues. Respect copyrights.

·       Many more....:)

Online Rights:

·       Right to access sites & information are age-appropriate, authentic & non-abusive.

·       Right to privacy of personal information is of atmost important.

·       Right to respected by the online comity.

·       Many more....:)

  -Your’s santoshklpkl

TQ FRDSS.......:)

Hi frds I am here to share my happiness with u .........:) that is my blog has been viewed by 1000 members in 8 days........:) Tq frdss for ur support.........:)

Nothing in this world is precious then that ....

Hi frds, today I am here to say u about “THE PRECIOUS THING IN WORLD”. U may thing that the precious thing may be “Diamond, Gold, platinum “. But I am here to say u about the other thing that is precious than all of this........:)

Just thinking know “what it may be????”

The one & only answer is “FOOD”.

Just by reading this some of u may say about me “R U MAD???” & some may ask me “ HOW CAN U SAY THAT?? ”. I had the answer.....:) , “that is without the things (mentioned above) u may live/survive ur life but without food u can survive ur life???? “ .

Do u know that 40% of food in INDIA that is exported has been wasted due to late transportation & one of the reason is also us!!!!. U may just say me while reading this “I will not waste food at all”. But ur heart  know the answer......:) (  because u can’t blind urself).

The main reason of  posting this  is “most of my frds”. U may think “How......?” Just I want to say u the answer in few words that is “while we r eating in canteen I saywmany r just leaving food away”, then I just asked 1Ques to them “Why r  u leaving the food like that & if u can’t eat then y u had taken that item???”......

Do u know what a foolish answer they had been given to me....that is” I am paying the money then y can’t I waste it??” Then just I have given a smile to them & left them.........  

Do u know, India recently halted the export of non-basmati rice to ensure its poor can eat. Meanwhile, every month, residents in the city of Toronto, Canada, toss out 17.5 million kilograms of food. Food waste is pervasive in western society. A recent British study determined that about one-third of food purchased in the UK is thrown out every year. This equates to £10bn (about CDN$19.5 billion).

Why do we waste food?

The main reasons for throwing away food that could have been eaten if it had been managed better are:

·        left on the plate after a meal (1,225,700 tonnes worth £3.3 billion)

·         passed its date (808,000 tonnes worth £2.2 billion)

·        looked, smelt or tasted bad (750,500 tonnes worth £1.8 billion)

·        went mouldy (465,700 tonnes worth £960 million) and

·        left over from cooking (360,600 tonnes worth £830 million).

„ Reasons are different for different types of food. For example:

·        bread:

out of date 29%, looked bad 21%, went mouldy 20%

·        breakfast cereals: 

        73% left over after a meal;

·        cheese:

        out of date 37%, went mouldy 23%;

·        eggs:

        out of date 56%, left over 25%;

·        fresh fruit:

mouldy 37%, looked bad 25%;

·        salads:

out of date 48%;

·        fresh meat and fish:

          out of date 35%, left over 26%;

·        milk:

       Smelt or tasted bad 38%, out of date 37%;

·         pasta:

       Left over 50%;

·        rice:

       left on plate 48%, left in saucepan 44%.

At last but not least I want to say u that this is the main reason of increasing the cost of resource in India.........(wasting food has been thrown away so that exportation & production must increase)

“FOOD IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD PLZ DON’T WASTE IT”
                                             -Your's santoshklpkl