Made Flipkart to deposit cash in My Bank Account

Laziness : What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

While I am surfing on internet I have read this post and want to share it to you guys....

A little Background:
I did this act of laziness and craziness in my college days. I was in final year of my engineering and final semester. This period should be declared as lazy Period of Life. I had INR 300 cash with me and I had to deposit them in my account. The bank was far from hostel and opposite direction of market. I procrastinated for 2-3 days and did not go to bank. Finally I found this Idea.

I searched on flipkart a product from clothing/footwear worth 3000. I found shoes worth 3099 and I ordered them to my hostel room on COD. Now the product came to me in the morning and I filed its return just after receiving and flipkart accepted the request. The delivery boy came in evening and collected the product. The refund in case of COD is processed by NEFT and flipkart asks the details of Bank account, IFSC etc. I entered my bank account details while processing the return. I got my refund next day by NEFT in my bank account... :)

Share Your Laziest thing you have ever done with us!!

                                                                                       -Your's Santoshklpkl

U will love this one for sure...

Once there was an island where all the feelings lived
together. One day there was a storm in the sea and 

the island was about to drown.

Every Feeling were scared but Love made a boat to escape. All the feelings jumped in the boat except for one feeling. Love got down to see who it was...It was Ego!!


Love tried & tried but Ego didn't move..
Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love....

It remained with Ego.

All other feelings were left alive but Love died because of Ego!!!! 



Think over it....

Leave Ego and live happily....

                                   - Your's Santoshklpkl

I am a beautiful girl & wish to marry a guy with 100CR salary. What should I do ?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 100 crore annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary 2 crore is considered only as middle class now days..

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of 100 crore annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is 50 crore annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), 50 crore annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pooja I Chohan.

A philosophical reply from Mukesh Ambani –

Dear Ms. Pooja,
I ( Mukesh Ambani ) have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than 100 crore, which meets your requirement, so I ( Mukesh Ambani ) hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I ( Mukesh Ambani )am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over 100 crore annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I ( Mukesh Ambani ) would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with 100 crore annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
Mukesh Ambani

Amazing facts of your body......

Hi friends, I am here to say you about the amazing facts of your body......

There  are 24 Amazing facts about human body.....

1) Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day.

2) Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has.

3)You are taller in the morning than you are at night.

4) Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day.

5) Eyelashes last about 150 days.

6) There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow.

7) The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.

8) It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes.

9) Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.

10) Average life span of a taste bud is only 10 days.

11) You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years.

12) Children grow faster in springtime

13) Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing.

14) We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult.

15) Human skull is made up of 26 different bones.

16) Hair is made of same substance as fingernails.

17) Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.

18) Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.

19) Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day.

20) Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth.

21) Children have more taste buds than adults.

22) Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour.

23) Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on.

24) Smallest bone of body is in ears.

                                                               -Your's Santoshklpkl