MOM & DAD

Hi friends, today I want to say you a small story....... :)

After reading the first line you may think that “Why this guy always use to say us anything mostly in the form of story” (if true you may just thinking that “whether you know the future??? (:P)” but not like that. It’s talent ......... ;) :P :D )

I had two different answers for boys and girls.......... :)

Girls “why most of you like to watch serials then movies”

Boys “why most of us like to roam then setting ideal in home”

I think you are satisfied with my answer......... :)

Once upon a time there was a family. One day child asked his father “Dad, why you usually do your work instead of enjoying some time?????” then father replied “SMILE J”

Then the boy went to his mother then asked “Mom why you always do some work (cooking food, cleaning) and you spend some time with me(for studying) instead of taking rest???? And you not even ask me when I change channel???” then mother also replied with same answer that father did “SMILE J”

Do you know the age of the boy when he asked these questions to his mom and dad?? He was 7 years old.

Then boy just thinking about the answers of the questions that he asked to his mom and dad..............:( Then before sleeping he thought that he may forget these questions tomorrow so he wrote in his diary...... :)

After some days he really forgotten the questions......:P

Then after some years (at the age of 15) again the boy asked some questions to his mom and dad.....But these are different from before...... :)

Dad “why will you not ask me about the money you have given me to spend???” then the same answer “SMILE J”

Went to mom and asked “Mom, why you always give me money after knowing that dad had given me???” then mom answered same “SMILE J”

Then the boy just thinking about the questions that he asked his mom and dad?? Then after some time he wrote in a diary and slept well.......:)

After 10 years the boy while reading his diary he sawed the questions and asked his mom and dad even now you can answer my questions......................

Then they replied “We did these all to keep you happy. Our parents didn't give that to us. But we are now happy because we gave our child that what we had missed in our childhood.........”

Then he asked another question “Why can’t you say the same answer when I had asked first time???”

Then their replied “Now you are able to know what life is and what we had did to you”

So, friends at last “you may satisfied or may not satisfied with this story” But I just want to say you respect parents and if they don’t satisfied your needs then even try to satisfy to your children needs................:)

                                                        Your’s santoshklpkl

Are you trying to propose a girl??

Hi friends, today I am here to explain who to propose a girl and what happens next ?? (Just for fun)

Just thinking “He may say us tips or his experience” but not like that ..... I 

say you in the form of program..........

Aim: C Program to propose a girl...............

Program:

#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the
process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover))
;
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time
+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy ||
projectwork
||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad-
>voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover-
>voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time­­­
+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love
U"
already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

FRIENDSHIP Vs RELATIONSHIP

Hi friends...., today I am here to say you the difference between relationship and friendship but not which is great...........

The main reason behind this post is what I had observed in my life.....

When a friend hurts because of us....

Friendship:  “Go waste fellow, I won’t speak........ On the next few days he/she will come near to us and asks “How are you??”

Relationship: “I won’t speak with you in my life time........ After few days realization and wants to speak but ego comes in between....... so no more.....”

When a person wants some money....

Friendship: “We will keep our hands into friends pocket and take money directly...... he won’t speak anything..... And won’t ask again 

about money.... “

Relationship: “We try to give money without asking only.....”

When a person won’t eat anything....

Friendship: “Share 1 plate/box for 4members...... “

Relationship: “We heart fully keep food to our closer ones into their mouth .....”

When it ends....

Friendship: “Has a expiry date.....”

Relationship: “Has no expiry date until ego comes in between people....”

During exams....

Friendship: “Explains the concept if he/she can’t understand then says to keep slips....because it is easier then explaining the whole concept again or tips how to remember/write the answer.........:P ;)”

Relationship: “Explains whole concept .... it he/she can’t understand then again tries to explain it again......”

When boring....

Friendship: “Hey come out .... we will go outside.... then if interested then I will otherwise No I can’t......”

Relationship: “Hey can you come out.... Ya surely.....(If busy also) “

Friends here relationship may be love/other thing that is greater than friendship........

At last I want to say that I want both Friendship and Relationship.....:)

    

                                                                                                      -Yours santoshklpkl

Are you unhappy ??

Hi friends, how are you ??

Fine ?? You may just thinking now if not

what will you do for us??

I may not solve it completely but I can say you the simple way to reduce the pain/sorrows......

Most of us.... may shout at god (statue) what can I do??

What is happening ?? Help me.... like this so many more....

But most of us forget that god gave us by birth to all of us..... The best gift from god to us.....

Think a while for few seconds what is that and continue reading.....

The best gift is "SMILE"...... (while reading this line you may observe a cute smile)

You may just thinking to ask me another question (guess) what can it do for us ??

SMILE can do wonders in the world..... like

Ø It controls the blood pressure of a person.

Ø It can reduce the pain in our heart (I do the same).

Ø The best punishment to the people who are jealous of us.

Ø It can change the mood of a person.

Ø It can forgive a lots of sorrows. (Children smile to their parents)

Ø It starts a good conversation between two persons( unknown and known persons)

So friends let us always try to smile.... If you don't believe my words just do it for few days then ask yourself..... Otherwise observe the behavior of others towards you .....

Happy diwali........

Hi friends...... happy Diwali ...... but at the morning when I

had come out of my bed....

All friends are wishing me "HAPPY DIWALI"..... 

But my mind said me to wish your friends in a new way...........

Many of us spend so much money for crackers...... instead of that spend some money for children who have no money to study/eat & etc.................. 

Once again Happy Diwali ......... be careful guys when you are burning crackers............

Do you think that money is the only thing that keeps person happy??

Hi friends, Today I am here to say that “Money is not only thing that keeps human being happy.......”

I want to explain it by a story........

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."

SON: "Oh! (With his head down).

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"

The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do."

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. 

Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love?

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

This drink will keep your health perfect..........

Hi friends, today I am here to say you about a drink .........

Drink means you may just think pepsi/thumpsup.......... :P

Not that drinks. It is a “MIRACLE DRINK “...It kills cancer cells also ......

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long
ago. It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the
attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer.

He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.

It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple.

You need one beet root, one carrot and one apple that
combine together to make the JUICE! Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and
immediately you drink the juice.

You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.

This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:

1. Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow.

2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer
as well.

3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood
pressure.

4. Strengthen the immune system

5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes

6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache

7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem.

8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,

9.pain

10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily
absorbed. Very effective if you need to loose weight. You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine.

Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for
best effect.

Look up your birthdays and see what you are..........

Hi friends, Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are.....

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified. Repost This If It's True For You.!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!Repost This If It's True For You.!! 3 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!Repost This If It's True For You.!! 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends. Repost This If It's True For You.!! 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.Repost This If It's True For You.!! 10 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....Repost This If It's True For You.!! 8 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.Repost This If It's True For You.!! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!! Repost This If It's True For 

Did You remember this day??

Hi friends, Did you remember this day ???

If “YES” Then continue reading.........

If ”NO” also continue reading but just think a while and continue reading........... :)

This is the same day we had meet each other before 3years back.... At that day we may not know each other.... we just have met as strangers but now we are friends........... :)

At the first day of my college life many questions are there in my mind ...... but most of them have been cleared............ :)

Before this day I had very less friends to speak/fight/discuss many things ....

But after that day I acquired many friends .... to do all naughty things/good things as well as bad things also ........ :P

The main reason of writing this post is share my feeling on you......

I had learnt many things from many friends .... l thank every friend who helped me in success in my life till now.....

Some helped me in labs, some in clearing my doubts, some by saying new technologies, some to learn many things in my life....... 

This college had gave me good friends, naughty friends, good sister and some crazy friends also......... :P :)

I thank every lecture who helped me ...... and I had learnt many things from them also ........ J

I had went a trip.... I had enjoyed by doing coding with my buddies 24hours..... Farewell day.... freshers day.... fest....annual day.... these are the sweet memories in my life.....

My last wish is “Our friendship may continue till my last breath “

At last I just want to say sorry if I had hurt you any time ..... It may be due to “In tension” but not “Intention” ..... please excuse me once.... and be ready for another chance ..... :P (because I think I hadn't hurt anyone in any situation) ......

                                                                      -Your’s Santoshklpkl

Completing B-Tech what's next??? Confused then read this....

Hi friends, today I am here to help most of my friends who are in confusion ...... “What we must do after B-Tech”??

1) Higher Studies

2) Job

3) Business

If it is 3^rd option you must be clear about what are the different businesses that are in the market?? How there are running?? How many are there?? Whether I can do that Business??

Like this so many........

Now, let us go for option 2^nd “JOB”..... There are different jobs are available for a graduate ...... Like

·        Private job

·        Government job

·        Bank job

For Government jobs notifications and different exams you can see the link (http://www.freejobalert.com/ )

Different bank jobs

·        IBPS CWE (PO)

·        IBPS CWE (Clerical)

·        SBI (PO)

·        SBI (Clerical)

“AMCAT” this exam helps you to place in a company......

Now, we will go for higher studies.......

·       MBA (Testfunda.com)

o   CAT

o   MAT

o   XAT

o   IIFT

o   SNAP

o   NMAP

o   IBSAT
o   ICET

·        MS

o   GRE

o   IELTS

o   TOEFL

·        M-TECH

o   GATE   

o   TANCET  

o   PGCET

o    PGECET

o   GGSIPC 

o   BITSAT

o   BEEE

o   VITEEE

o   SRMEEE

o   IIIT

·        Civil Services

o   UPSC

Friends I think this information will be helpful to overcome from confusion..... Like this there are so many exams .... Just be cool and choose 

the right option that suits you and will satisfy your needs.........

I just suggest one thing to all of you..... Don’t choose other’s path.... Create your own path..... If someone is doing something just think a while whether “I Can do that or Not” and main thing is that “You are interested in that or Not”....

“Don’t compare with others”

“Do what you think is right”

Atlast I heart fully request god to reach anyone of the above option to every friend like you.........

                                                          -Your’s Santoshklpkl 

Campus Interview preparation.....

Hi frds , I am here to share "how to prepare for campus" which I had read ...... who are racing against each other in a very interesting game called as the “CAMPUS INTERVIEWS”. You may have big dreams to work in big companies and to earn big sacks of money or some of you may want to do higher studies but end up racing with your friends in the campus drive. You all have to keep in mind that whether you work towards your dream or not u keep remembering where you want to be and you would reach the place you always wanted to reach. When we were in your shoes we had minimal guidance as to what to prepare and how to prepare. So in order to lessen that burden we took an initiative of giving you some tips and scenarios in which we raced once.so All the best! and have fun while you read this article!!!

PREPARATION:

“By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.” Any success comes only by a lot of hard work. So read a lot about latest technology, IT Trends, various companies, market share. if you have to compete against other people you must have something special in you. So here are a few references we used

APTITUDE:

§  Quantitative aptitude R.S Agarwal is the best aptitude book.

§  Give  importance to age, average, probability, permutation and combination, time and work, time and distance, pipes and cistern, clocks, calendar, log problems titles and then start preparing for others

VERBAL  AND NON-VERBAL:

§  Log on to www.indiabix .com

§  Verbal part will contain questions on synonyms, antonyms, article, preposition, tense and some basic questions testing our English knowledge.

§  Logical reasoning will be easy if you understand the given problem and data correctly. So spend some time to read the problem.

§  But at the end, during exam you won’t be having a maximum of 1min to solve a question so you should be as fast as you can but concentration is very important.

TECHNICAL PREPARATION:

SUBJECT	To Refer	Important topic
C, C++	‘Let us C’ &’Let us C++’ by Mr. Yashwanth Kaneethkar	Try to know all basic conceptsfrom  C, C++, Java and also to write programs.Concepts like polymorphism, inheritance, structures, loop, Arrays, Functions.
JAVA	www.javapoint.com ,your academic syllabus
For Programs on C, C++ and Java	‘Fundamentals of computing’ by Mr.Ramesh Babu
DBMS	‘Database management system’ from technical publication	All SQL queries-DDL,DML,DCLDifferences between various Database systems,    Normalization, Joins  etc.,
OS	Academic Syllabus	Memory management, File system management, Device management, pipeline, Process Management
Data Structure	Academic Syllabus	List, Stack, queueBe ready to solve problems from them
Networks	Academic Syllabus	The layers, topology, various standards, IP,IP address, types of security etc.,You must be aware of how the internet works, firewalls you can take a look at ‘www.howstuffworks.com’

§  Whatever your area of interest may be, you will be facing questions from what the HR knows only. So be Prepared with the important topics for all the subject irrespective of your area of interest. ‘Cracking the IT Interview ‘,’www.indiabix.com’ will be very useful for this purpose.

§  Get to know about your own gadgets, PC, Laptop and their working. For example, How the files are stored and retrieved from them? What OS are you using in your mobile phones.

HR PREPARATION:

§  Though it may seem easy  , HR questions can easily reject a person. Be very careful while attending them. ‘It is not enough to aim; you must hit’.

§  Internet is the only source where you can find various and unusual Questions and answers.

§  While you answer be smart and spontaneous with your answer.

§  You must be able to convince them that you are capable of this job.

§  Don’t give an elaborate answer. Answer only to the Question.