MOM & DAD

Hi friends, today I want to say you a small story....... :)

After reading the first line you may think that “Why this guy always use to say us anything mostly in the form of story” (if true you may just thinking that “whether you know the future??? (:P)” but not like that. It’s talent ......... ;) :P :D )

I had two different answers for boys and girls.......... :)

Girls “why most of you like to watch serials then movies”

Boys “why most of us like to roam then setting ideal in home”

I think you are satisfied with my answer......... :)

Once upon a time there was a family. One day child asked his father “Dad, why you usually do your work instead of enjoying some time?????” then father replied “SMILE J”

Then the boy went to his mother then asked “Mom why you always do some work (cooking food, cleaning) and you spend some time with me(for studying) instead of taking rest???? And you not even ask me when I change channel???” then mother also replied with same answer that father did “SMILE J”

Do you know the age of the boy when he asked these questions to his mom and dad?? He was 7 years old.

Then boy just thinking about the answers of the questions that he asked to his mom and dad..............:( Then before sleeping he thought that he may forget these questions tomorrow so he wrote in his diary...... :)

After some days he really forgotten the questions......:P

Then after some years (at the age of 15) again the boy asked some questions to his mom and dad.....But these are different from before...... :)

Dad “why will you not ask me about the money you have given me to spend???” then the same answer “SMILE J”

Went to mom and asked “Mom, why you always give me money after knowing that dad had given me???” then mom answered same “SMILE J”

Then the boy just thinking about the questions that he asked his mom and dad?? Then after some time he wrote in a diary and slept well.......:)

After 10 years the boy while reading his diary he sawed the questions and asked his mom and dad even now you can answer my questions......................

Then they replied “We did these all to keep you happy. Our parents didn't give that to us. But we are now happy because we gave our child that what we had missed in our childhood.........”

Then he asked another question “Why can’t you say the same answer when I had asked first time???”

Then their replied “Now you are able to know what life is and what we had did to you”

So, friends at last “you may satisfied or may not satisfied with this story” But I just want to say you respect parents and if they don’t satisfied your needs then even try to satisfy to your children needs................:)

                                                        Your’s santoshklpkl

Are you trying to propose a girl??

Hi friends, today I am here to explain who to propose a girl and what happens next ?? (Just for fun)

Just thinking “He may say us tips or his experience” but not like that ..... I 

say you in the form of program..........

Aim: C Program to propose a girl...............

Program:

#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the
process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover))
;
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time
+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy ||
projectwork
||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad-
>voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover-
>voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time­­­
+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love
U"
already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}