I am Indian. I am well educated.

Hi all, I am Indian. I am well educated. I am staying in a country where knowledge is measured by marks instead of practical knowledge. 

I am staying in a country where they  ban "Currency Notes" (One of the reason to solve Corruption for better tomorrow ) but never ban's things that are not good for health.  

I am staying in a country where we try to go to other countries and settle there (To get rid of more taxes). 

I am staying in a country where I pay almost half of my bill extra to government (Taxes) when I want to eat food in restaurants.    

I am staying in a country where M.R.P means  Minimum Retail Price (When it comes to Corporate world).  

I am staying in a country where we spend more money in secondary level education then in UG. 

I am staying with people who donates lakhs of rupees to temples instead of donating to poor people. 

I am staying with people who gives lot of food to statue's instead of starving people. 

I am staying with people who asks money to develop my country instead of my knowledge. 

I am staying with people who gets tensed instead of feeling safe, while seeing the people who are working to protect them. 

I am staying with people who are sharing their pains, happiness and etc on the internet instead of their mom/dad/closer once. 

I am staying with people who don't speak/play/enjoy their company when there are near to them and tries to interact with people who are far from them. 

I am staying with children who plays game's on electronic gadgets instead of playing on grounds. 

I am staying with people who secures their  phones and share their pics on internet. 

I am staying with people who wants Medals for their country, but they never encourage their children .  

I am staying with people who sings "National Anthem" every time when they watch movies in theatre but they don't know the meaning of it. 

Still I love My Country because it was my mother land.  

Change can't be get in a single day. A single step from many of us today will become a better tomorrow to our country. 

JAI HIND.....  

I am a beautiful girl & wish to marry a guy with 100CR salary. What should I do ?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 100 crore annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary 2 crore is considered only as middle class now days..

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of 100 crore annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is 50 crore annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), 50 crore annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pooja I Chohan.

A philosophical reply from Mukesh Ambani –

Dear Ms. Pooja,
I ( Mukesh Ambani ) have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than 100 crore, which meets your requirement, so I ( Mukesh Ambani ) hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I ( Mukesh Ambani )am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over 100 crore annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I ( Mukesh Ambani ) would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with 100 crore annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
Mukesh Ambani

Amazing facts of your body......

Hi friends, I am here to say you about the amazing facts of your body......

There  are 24 Amazing facts about human body.....

1) Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day.

2) Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has.

3)You are taller in the morning than you are at night.

4) Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day.

5) Eyelashes last about 150 days.

6) There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow.

7) The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.

8) It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes.

9) Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.

10) Average life span of a taste bud is only 10 days.

11) You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years.

12) Children grow faster in springtime

13) Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing.

14) We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult.

15) Human skull is made up of 26 different bones.

16) Hair is made of same substance as fingernails.

17) Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.

18) Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.

19) Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day.

20) Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth.

21) Children have more taste buds than adults.

22) Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour.

23) Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on.

24) Smallest bone of body is in ears.

                                                               -Your's Santoshklpkl

Words said by a girl that died due to accident .... Because of...

“I went to a party and I remembered what you said earlier. You told me not to drink alcohol, instead I drank juice. I feel proud of myself, as you said I should feel. You told me not to drink and drive, contrary to what some friends told me earlier. I brought a healthy decision and your advice was correct, as always.”

When the party finally ended, people started driving even though they were unable to do that properly. I went to the car knowing that I`ll go home in peace. I could never imagine what was waiting for me, mother.

Now I`m sitting helplessly on the road and listening as the officer explains, “The boy who caused the accident was drunk.”

Mother, his voice sounded like he was so far away. My blood is all around me and I`m trying with all my forces not to cry.

I heard the doctors saying: “This girl is going to die.” It looks like the young guy who drove full speed, decided to drink and drive and now I must die!

Why do people do it, mother, knowing that they will destroy many lives? The pain is cutting me like hundred knives.

Tell my sister not to cry, tell daddy to be strong. And when I go to heaven I will take care of all of you.

Someone should have taught that boy that it is wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents told him that, now I would not be on the edge of dying.

My breathing is becoming weak, more and more. Mother, these are my last moments and I feel desperate. I want to hold my mother while I lie here and die.

I want to tell you how much I love you, Mother … I … I … love you … Goodbye”

These sentences were written by the journalist who witnessed the accident. While the girl was dying, she said these sentences and the journalist wrote them … very carefully.

Please do not allow others to drive drunk. You drive, or call a taxi or a friend!

                                                            - Your's Santoshklpkl

Will you buy medicines .... then you must read this........

Hi friends, today I am here to say “How to know you are buying original or duplicate medicines?”

If you want to know that the drug which you brought from the store is original or not.....

JUST BY EASY 3 STEPS .....

1) Behind the each medicine there is one nine digit number which is unique number......

2) Just message that number to 9901099010...... After 10sec you will get one response message.....

3) If the medicine is original then you will get the reply with the proper batch number and the name of the pharmacy company.....

By which you can cross check with your strips or any medicine which you brought.........

And if the number is not matching then you just have a resend the same message .....

So the complaint will be registered and that company may be banded and you are the person who helped so many life’s................

                                                                     -Your’s santoshklpkl

What a dress it was??? I just to buy this..........

Hi friends, I am here today to say you about a wonderful thing that even you can’t imagine in your dream........:)

You may just thinking that “what it may be???”

Before I just want to ask you a question???

“Did you imagine any time to use spray for stitching cloths??”

Mostly answer is “NO”

But it has done really true by Spanish fashion designer “Manel Torres” invented the world's first clothes-spray, which after application to the body can be removed, washed and worn again. Spray consists of special fibers mixed with polymers, so that the product obtained elastic and durable.

                                                                                                            -Your's santoshklpkl

Why Modi was visiting many places ?? For his use or some other reason ??

Since last few days, I have seen quite a few jokes on Narendra Modi  i's foreign visits.... and all people are curious why Narendra Modi visits so many countries, and what is India achieving from it. .

Narendra Modi is no greenhorn in politics and statecraft. . . He has already achieved more for Gujarat in his tenure as CM there than any Indian state ever had. . . Few hidden (because the main stream media will purposely ignore them) achievements are given below: . .

1. BJP Govt. convinced Saudi Arabia not to charge “On-Time Delivery Premium charges" on Crude Oil – Young Petroleum Minister Dharmendra Pradhan & External Affairs Minister Sushma Swaraj sealed the deal. Saved the country thousands of crores... . .

2. India will build 4 Hydroelectric power stations + Dams in Bhutan (India will get lion's share in Green energy that will be produced in future from these projects) . .

3. India will build Biggest ever dam of Nepal (China was trying hard to get that) – India will get 83% Green energy produce from that hydro power station for free – in future. . . . .

4. Increased relationship with Japan and they agreed to invest $ 30 Billion in DMIC (Delhi – Mumbai Investment Corridor). That's Rs 200,000 crores by today's exchange rates..... . .

5. Increased strategic relationship with Vietnam and Vietnam has now agreed to give contract of Oil exploration to ONGC-Videsh (UPA was not ready to take this at all because they were worried about China – and getting into a conflict of interests on south China sea). The UPA had always been on the backfoot about every aspect of foreign policy. . .

6. Increase Oil Imports from Iran, despite the ban by USA. . Iran agreed to sell in Indian Rupees and it saved our Forex, not just for now, but protected India from future currency fluctuations. India also gets to build “Chabahar” port of Iran, encircling Pakistan. Because we well have exclusive access for our Naval ships in this port. . .

7. India – Australia (NaMo is first PM to visit Australia after 28 yrs), despite Australia being a major supplier of Coal & Uranium. . . NaMo was able to convince Tony Abbott and now Australia will supply Uranium for our energy production. . . .

8. China leaning President Rajapakse lost elections in Sri Lanka – Remember UPA lost “Hambantota” port development – read latest report of CIA, where they mention RAW has played a major role in power shift of Sri Lanka. Now Modi has confirmed he is visiting Sri Lanka in April. And Sri Lanka has backed out of Chinese contract and shifted to Indian project managers. . .

9. With China, as Trade Deficit was increasing, NaMo forced their hand. Anti-Dumping will come soon so China will invest heavily into India. – China has already committed $ 20 billion Investment in India. That's nearly ₹140,000 crores. . . .

10. On Security – I think adding Ajit Doval to his team is the best decision by NaMo. See the recent tie-up with Pentagon, Israel & Japan. . . Remember I. K. Gujaral as PM stopped RAW’s offensive operations in foreign countries. . Now see how we stopped the Terror Boat and listen to his words … “Any Mumbai like attack from Pakistan and Pakistan will lose Baluchistan!" That's the language of deterrence that I want to hear as an Indian. We won't hit first, but if you do, we surely won't turn the other cheek.... . . .

11. India approved the border road in the NorthEast and around India- China border – Remember just because of China’s opposition, the ADB (Asian Development Bank) didn’t give us funds during UPA regime and UPA held that file under “Environment Ministry control – Remember the infamous “JAYANTHI TAX "? No one bothered about the disastrous effect on our armed forces. . . .

12. India managed to bring back 4,500+ Indians from War zone in Yemen and also brought foreign nationals of 41 different countries, which put India’s name onto the highest platform globally in conducting that rescue mission – PM Narendra Modi specially talked to the new Saudi Arabian king Salman and told him to allow Indian Airforce planes to fly – as Saudi Arabia was attacking on Yemen and Yemen skies was declared NO-FLY Zone: thanks to this we got an assured clear window of a few hours and guys guess who coordinated this? Ajit Doval, Sushama Swaraj and Gen V K Singh. All in person.... When was the last time you ever heard of ministers involved personally in such efforts that didn't fetch thousands of crores?? Guess the religion of those rescued?? But it isn't secular to mention that most of those rescued from Yemen or earlier from Iraq 

weren't Hindus at all.. . .

13. India’s Air defense was getting weaker by the day, UPA was very happy to let it happen despite repeated specific inputs from the armed forces, NaMo renegotiated Rafale fighter Jets deal with France personally and bought 36 Jets on ASAP basis. At better than rack rates. No middlemen, no commissions... . . .

14. For the first time after 42 yrs Indian Prime Minister visited Canada not to attend some meeting but as a specific state visit, in a Bilateral deal, India was able convince to Canada to supply Uranium for India’s Nuclear reactors for next 5 years. It will be of great help to resolve India’s Power 

problems. . . .

15. Canada approves visa on arrival for all Indian tourists. . . .

16. Till recently we were exclusively buying Nuclear Reactors from Russia or USA and it was much like beggar kind of situation because they were worried about usage of Nuclear reactor for some other use. So only what they opted to give us, we could get. . Now Narendra Modi was able to convince France and now France will make Nuclear reactors with the latest technology in India. On MAKE IN INDIA efforts.. with collaboration with an Indian company as a partner. . .

17. During 26th Jan. visit of Barack obama, NaMo convinced USA to drop rule of Nuclear fuel tracking and sorted out Liabilities rules which now open the gates for next 16 Nuclear power plant projects. . . . Isn't this good enough to improve the lot of India?? . .

The paid media # Presstitutes will ensure you never get to hear this... . . Spread the word. It's worth the trouble.

Professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe ?

In 1902, a professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe ?

Student replied: Yes

He again asked: what about evil ?

Has God created evil also?

The student got silent....

Then the student requested that may he ask a question for him?

Professor allowed him to do so.

He asked: Does cold exist

Professor said : yes ! Dont u feel the cold dear

Student said: I'm sorry but you are wrong sir.

Cold is a complete absence of heat..

There is no cold, it is only an absence of heat.

Student asked again: Does darkness exist ?

Professor said: yes !

Student replied: you are again wrong sir.

There is no such thing like darkness. It’s actually the absence of light. Sir ! 
We always study light & heat, but not cold & darkness.

Similarly, the evil does not exist.

Actually it is the absence of love, faith & true belief in God.

That student was Albert Einstien...!!! 

                                                            
                                                                -Your's santoshklpkl

Which type of person are you?? Do you want to know...

Hi friends, today I am here to say you about the “Types of persons in the world”.

I can’t judge you but you can judge yourself by your behavior ….

This is real….

• If a person laughs too much, even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside….

• If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad…

• If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets….

• If someone can’t cry, he is weak….

• If someone eats in abnormal manner, he is tense…

• If someone cries on little things, he is innocent and soft hearted….

• If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small) things, it means he needs love….

                                                                         -Your's santoshklpkl