I am Indian. I am well educated.

Hi all, I am Indian. I am well educated. I am staying in a country where knowledge is measured by marks instead of practical knowledge. 

I am staying in a country where they  ban "Currency Notes" (One of the reason to solve Corruption for better tomorrow ) but never ban's things that are not good for health.  

I am staying in a country where we try to go to other countries and settle there (To get rid of more taxes). 

I am staying in a country where I pay almost half of my bill extra to government (Taxes) when I want to eat food in restaurants.    

I am staying in a country where M.R.P means  Minimum Retail Price (When it comes to Corporate world).  

I am staying in a country where we spend more money in secondary level education then in UG. 

I am staying with people who donates lakhs of rupees to temples instead of donating to poor people. 

I am staying with people who gives lot of food to statue's instead of starving people. 

I am staying with people who asks money to develop my country instead of my knowledge. 

I am staying with people who gets tensed instead of feeling safe, while seeing the people who are working to protect them. 

I am staying with people who are sharing their pains, happiness and etc on the internet instead of their mom/dad/closer once. 

I am staying with people who don't speak/play/enjoy their company when there are near to them and tries to interact with people who are far from them. 

I am staying with children who plays game's on electronic gadgets instead of playing on grounds. 

I am staying with people who secures their  phones and share their pics on internet. 

I am staying with people who wants Medals for their country, but they never encourage their children .  

I am staying with people who sings "National Anthem" every time when they watch movies in theatre but they don't know the meaning of it. 

Still I love My Country because it was my mother land.  

Change can't be get in a single day. A single step from many of us today will become a better tomorrow to our country. 

JAI HIND.....  

Trees are like our parents....

Hi friends, today I want to share a small story with you guys. That touched me a lot when have read it.

Story:

Once upon a time there was a huge apple tree. A little boy used to play near the tree, he would search for a juicy apples, play along side the tree and rest under the tree shade.

The tree was overjoyed after meeting the little bundle of joy.

One day, the tree was surprised to see the boy approaching with sad face. "Come and play with me", the tree asked the boy.

Then boy replied, "I am no longer a small kid to play around trees". I want toys, I need some money to buy them.

Tree replied, Sorry I had no money to give you. But you can pickup all my apples and sell them.

Then boy grabbed all the apples and went happily,

Many days went, but there is no sign of boy. Tree was waiting for his friend.

One day tree saw his friend, the little boy had grown up to a big man. Come and play with me, the tree said.

I can't play with you now. I had family and we need a house for shelter, Can you help me??, the man replied.

Sorry I had no house, but you can chop off all my branches to build your house, tree replied.

The man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see his friend leaving with smile again.

The man returned one evening "Come and play with me ", the tree said.

I am getting old, I want to go for sailing to relax for myself. Can you give me a boat??, said the man.

"Use my trunk to build your boat", he went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

The man returned after many years.

Sorry boy I have nothing to give now, tree said with a pain in his voice.

No problem, I had no teeth to bite any apples and I am too old to climb any tree, the man replied.

I just need a place to relax all these year, the man replied.

"Old trees are the best place to sit down. Come, sit on me and relax", the tree replied.

The man sat down, the tree was glad and smiled with tears.

Our parents too are like trees. They give us what they have.

                                                                                                                   Your's,
                                                                                                                   Santoshklpkl

My Next App Let's Know

Hi everyone, this post is to describe my next app "Let's Know".

What is Let's Know ??

What to Know ??

Many students don't know what he/she has to do after his/her UG. Mostly they decide their future by the words of there parents, friends, seniors or relatives. You may select that as your career, you may be interested/ may not be interested in it. 

So this app will helps you to know what are best possible ways that you can select as your career.

Coming Soon on Windows Phone Store.

                                                                                             - Your's Santoshklpkl

Made Flipkart to deposit cash in My Bank Account

Laziness : What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

While I am surfing on internet I have read this post and want to share it to you guys....

A little Background:
I did this act of laziness and craziness in my college days. I was in final year of my engineering and final semester. This period should be declared as lazy Period of Life. I had INR 300 cash with me and I had to deposit them in my account. The bank was far from hostel and opposite direction of market. I procrastinated for 2-3 days and did not go to bank. Finally I found this Idea.

I searched on flipkart a product from clothing/footwear worth 3000. I found shoes worth 3099 and I ordered them to my hostel room on COD. Now the product came to me in the morning and I filed its return just after receiving and flipkart accepted the request. The delivery boy came in evening and collected the product. The refund in case of COD is processed by NEFT and flipkart asks the details of Bank account, IFSC etc. I entered my bank account details while processing the return. I got my refund next day by NEFT in my bank account... :)

Share Your Laziest thing you have ever done with us!!

                                                                                       -Your's Santoshklpkl

U will love this one for sure...

Once there was an island where all the feelings lived
together. One day there was a storm in the sea and 

the island was about to drown.

Every Feeling were scared but Love made a boat to escape. All the feelings jumped in the boat except for one feeling. Love got down to see who it was...It was Ego!!


Love tried & tried but Ego didn't move..
Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love....

It remained with Ego.

All other feelings were left alive but Love died because of Ego!!!! 



Think over it....

Leave Ego and live happily....

                                   - Your's Santoshklpkl

I am a beautiful girl & wish to marry a guy with 100CR salary. What should I do ?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 100 crore annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary 2 crore is considered only as middle class now days..

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of 100 crore annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is 50 crore annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), 50 crore annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pooja I Chohan.

A philosophical reply from Mukesh Ambani –

Dear Ms. Pooja,
I ( Mukesh Ambani ) have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than 100 crore, which meets your requirement, so I ( Mukesh Ambani ) hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I ( Mukesh Ambani )am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over 100 crore annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I ( Mukesh Ambani ) would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with 100 crore annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
Mukesh Ambani

Amazing facts of your body......

Hi friends, I am here to say you about the amazing facts of your body......

There  are 24 Amazing facts about human body.....

1) Men lose about 40 hairs in a day and women lose 70 hairs in a day.

2) Your blood has same amount of salts in it as an ocean has.

3)You are taller in the morning than you are at night.

4) Heart circulates blood in your body about 1000 times each day.

5) Eyelashes last about 150 days.

6) There are 500 hairs in an eyebrow.

7) The average human body contains approximately 100 billion nerve cells.

8) It is not possible to sneeze with open eyes.

9) Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.

10) Average life span of a taste bud is only 10 days.

11) You are born without knee caps and they don’t appear until age of 2 to 6 years.

12) Children grow faster in springtime

13) Eyes stay the same size throughout life but nose and ears never stop growing.

14) We born with 300 bones but end up with 206 bones when we are adult.

15) Human skull is made up of 26 different bones.

16) Hair is made of same substance as fingernails.

17) Our entire body functions stop when we sneeze, even your heart beat.

18) Tongue is the strongest muscle in human body.

19) Typical person goes to bathroom six times a day.

20) Food takes 7 seconds to reach stomach from mouth.

21) Children have more taste buds than adults.

22) Sneeze blows air out of nose at the speed of 100 miles per hour.

23) Largest muscle in your body is one on which you are sitting on.

24) Smallest bone of body is in ears.

                                                               -Your's Santoshklpkl

Words said by a girl that died due to accident .... Because of...

“I went to a party and I remembered what you said earlier. You told me not to drink alcohol, instead I drank juice. I feel proud of myself, as you said I should feel. You told me not to drink and drive, contrary to what some friends told me earlier. I brought a healthy decision and your advice was correct, as always.”

When the party finally ended, people started driving even though they were unable to do that properly. I went to the car knowing that I`ll go home in peace. I could never imagine what was waiting for me, mother.

Now I`m sitting helplessly on the road and listening as the officer explains, “The boy who caused the accident was drunk.”

Mother, his voice sounded like he was so far away. My blood is all around me and I`m trying with all my forces not to cry.

I heard the doctors saying: “This girl is going to die.” It looks like the young guy who drove full speed, decided to drink and drive and now I must die!

Why do people do it, mother, knowing that they will destroy many lives? The pain is cutting me like hundred knives.

Tell my sister not to cry, tell daddy to be strong. And when I go to heaven I will take care of all of you.

Someone should have taught that boy that it is wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents told him that, now I would not be on the edge of dying.

My breathing is becoming weak, more and more. Mother, these are my last moments and I feel desperate. I want to hold my mother while I lie here and die.

I want to tell you how much I love you, Mother … I … I … love you … Goodbye”

These sentences were written by the journalist who witnessed the accident. While the girl was dying, she said these sentences and the journalist wrote them … very carefully.

Please do not allow others to drive drunk. You drive, or call a taxi or a friend!

                                                            - Your's Santoshklpkl

Are You punished at your school age ?? Then you are....

Hi everyone, I am here to say you about the punishment.....

You may just think.....  What punishment?? Whether this guy will give punishment now to me??

NO, don’t worry I am here to just say the Scientific Reason behind Indian Punishment......

Remember the ‘good’ old Indian school punishments? Holding the earlobes with arms crossed over your chests, bending the knees and then sit and then stand and so on till the time Masterji is saying?

Ever thought why the traditional Indian school teachers would give this particular punishment? I believe even majority of the teachers who grant this punishment to their students do not know the reason behind it. This form of punishment has been in practice in our country since the Gurukul time and was given to the students who were weak in studies. 

That is a different question if now days teachers grant this punishment for any mistake and not only for studies but originally it was meant for weak students only.

Talking about the logic behind this punishment, it is very interesting to know that this particular posture increases the blood flow in the memory cells in brain and synchronizes the right and left side of the brain to improve function and promote calmness, stimulates neural pathways via acupressure points in the earlobe, sharpens intelligence and also helps those with autism, asperger’s syndrome, learning difficulties and behavioural problems.

Probably we have forgotten this ancient method of increasing memory power but the West is now using is very diligently and they are recommending this posture or exercise to treat many a diseases.

                                                                   -Your’s Santoshklpkl

My next App.... "Yoga Mudra's"

Here comes my next app theme...

Reasons to develop this app:

Now a days only 3 things had become main for every one...

1)Money

2)Health

3)Time

I selected "Health".Do you know that, "By doing small exercises with hands can cure many diseases??"

"So many spends lots of money and time to keep the body healthy.."

By practising small hand mudras you can get many advantages like fitness, concentration,to decrease blood pressure and many more advantages.

My app "Yoga Mudras"... Modules
1) What is Yoga??
2) What is Yoga Mudra??
3)Types of Yoga Mudras(How to do,Benefits,Caution).
4)Reminder/Alarm that reminds you to do specific mudra.
5)Ailments (You can search your problem it shows what mudras you can practice to overcome that problems(like BP,Kidney problem,Concentration etc..)).

App will be soonly published in "Windows Phone Store".

Please give your feedback(Comments/Personal Message) if you think that any feature I can add to my app, that helps you alot...

I always Believe "Sharing can help you alot to improve".... :)

Will you buy medicines .... then you must read this........

Hi friends, today I am here to say “How to know you are buying original or duplicate medicines?”

If you want to know that the drug which you brought from the store is original or not.....

JUST BY EASY 3 STEPS .....

1) Behind the each medicine there is one nine digit number which is unique number......

2) Just message that number to 9901099010...... After 10sec you will get one response message.....

3) If the medicine is original then you will get the reply with the proper batch number and the name of the pharmacy company.....

By which you can cross check with your strips or any medicine which you brought.........

And if the number is not matching then you just have a resend the same message .....

So the complaint will be registered and that company may be banded and you are the person who helped so many life’s................

                                                                     -Your’s santoshklpkl

What a dress it was??? I just to buy this..........

Hi friends, I am here today to say you about a wonderful thing that even you can’t imagine in your dream........:)

You may just thinking that “what it may be???”

Before I just want to ask you a question???

“Did you imagine any time to use spray for stitching cloths??”

Mostly answer is “NO”

But it has done really true by Spanish fashion designer “Manel Torres” invented the world's first clothes-spray, which after application to the body can be removed, washed and worn again. Spray consists of special fibers mixed with polymers, so that the product obtained elastic and durable.

                                                                                                            -Your's santoshklpkl

Some times Smartness is better than Intelligence....

Once upon a time........A boy went to a shop with his mother.

The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets...

But the child didn't take.The shop keeper was surprised.. such a child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. 

Again he said take the sweets...Now the mother also heard that and said.. take the sweets dear..Yet he didn't take...The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child. 

The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets.While returning home the Mother asked the child...Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?...

Can you guess the response:Child replies... 

Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got!When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations. ..more than what we can hold..!!
Stay Blessed.....

My Pocket Assistant 1st App.....

Can you afford having a personal assistant? I'm here with a brilliant app that makes your day well organized and keeps you refreshed every day. This app energies your both mind and mood by giving you lines that brings out fun out you even you're alone.

I'm here to present you My Pocket Assistant (MYPA) App

App features:

1) To do list :

Normally most of us forget the things that we want to do. Suddenly we wakeup and think "I must do some work... What is that?? " I can't remember. So by this app you can add the works or assignments that you want to do.

2) Packing list :

This helps you to pack your bag easily when you want to go any place suddenly.It will show you the list like Personal care , Medical care, Important things and Miscellaneous.

3) Battery charge reminder(Notification):

Normally we charge our phone 3 to 4 times (minimum for smart phones) and we will plugin the charge and forgets that we have kept the charging. Now a days power is a main resource that we need. So this module helps you by reminding that your phone charge is full (By notification).

4) Make my hour:

Don't know what to do this hour ?? Then just click on button it says you what you can do.

5) Quotes :

A thought of a day refreshes your mind and heart.There are almost 100 quotes. Hold to share the quotes with your friends tap to change the quote.

6) Monthly budget :

Do you know how much do you spend per month?? No!. Then

this module helps you a lot. Just set one target Rs.500 or something that you want to spend per month. It shows how much money you have spend and remaining/ excess amount you have spend that month.

Download Windows Phone App (My Pocket Assistant) using below link....

http://www.windowsphone.com/en-in/store/app/my-pocket-assistant/4a59ef22-161d-4f99-a24b-19b0f23d50c5